FL Bound for Christmas!

FL Bound for Christmas!

GOD BLESS AND MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY FRIENDS!

ROTTWEILER AND PIT BULL WILL BE AT HOME WHILE I'M AWAY!

LOVE TO ALL

JMc

SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY II

SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY II

 

PLEASE VISIT TO SEE BEAUTIFUL SHADOW SHOTS FROM AROUND THE WORLD!

WOODS AND WILD MAGNOLIA IN SHADOW

I'm finally back and hope to be visiting you ALL very soon.

Real life get's in the way of FUN!!

LOVE YOU ALL- AND

GOD BLESS AND SEASONS GREETINGS!

JOHN McELVEEN

ROBIN'S, METEORS AND ROADS, OH MY!

 ROBIN'S, METEORS AND ROADS, OH MY!

THIS GOLDEN ROAD GREETED ME ON MY MORNING WALK AFTER THE STORMS HAD PASSED.......

 ROBIN RED BREAST WAS OUT EARNING HIS NAME.....

THEN THE METEORS CAME. GEMINID WAS THEIR NAME;

THINGS CHANGED IN AN INSTANT.

 THEY WERE BEAUTIFUL AS I WATCHED THEM LAST NIGHT. I SAW 10-12 TOTAL IN ABOUT AN HOUR. NOT REALIZING THEIR DEADLY POWER!

 DOOMSDAY PREPPERS--YOU WERE RIGHT!!!
CAN I HAVE SOME OF YOUR STORES - I'M ENTITLED YOU KNOW?

ROBIN RED BREAST WAS REVEALED IN HIS TRUE LIGHT....

 

 A GATED COMMUNITY DID NOT PROTECT US....

FROM MANKIND'S SELF IMPOSED EARTHLY BLIGHT!

THEN I WOKE UP AND EVERYTHING WAS PEACHY!

DANG THOSE MUSHROOMS ANYWAY!

LOVE TO ALL!

JMc

AMISH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

AMISH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

STUNNING!

LOVE TO ALL!

JMc

WHERE HAVE I BEEN?

WHERE HAVE I BEEN?

I HAVE BEEN DOING REAL WORLD STUFF DURING THE PAST FEW WEEKS, AND IT'S ALL GODD.

I HAVE MISSED VISITING MY FAV SITES AND HOPE TO RETURN SOON. IT WILL PROBABLY BE AFTER THE NEW YEAR- TO BE AS REGULAR AS I WAS.

UNLESS THE METAMUCIL KICKS IN. AND BTW- I

NEVER MET A MUCIL; I DIDN'T LIKE!

THISTLE WHILE YOU WORK!

DEAR LITTLE BABY JESUS....

DEAR LITTLE BABY JESUS....

IF YOU THREW A HISSY FIT AND BEAT UP THE MONEY CHANGERS IN YOUR DAD'S TEMPLE.....

WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO US DURING OUR CHRISTMAS SEASON, THE WAY WE CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTH?

I'M NOT SAYING WE'VE COMMERCIALIZED IT-- WELL YES I AM BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING.....

ANYWAY-- HAPPY BIRTHDAY- I KNOW IT'S EARLY, BUT I'VE ALREADY RECEIVED A NOTICE FROM FACE- BOOK TO WRITE ON YOUR TIMELINE AND GET YOU A GIFT.

I CANNOT FIND FRANKENBERRY, OR MYRTH (sp?)...AND I CAN'T AFFORD GOLD!

WOULD AN,

 I LOVE YOU DO?

LOVE TO ALL

JMc

WINTER WALK

WINTER WALK

NOW I'M NOT COMPLAINING, BUT IT'S GOING TO BE 76 TWO DAYS THIS WEEK. WE HAVE ONLY HAD 1 HARD FREEZE SO FAR THIS WINTER.

I JUST PAID $427.00 TO HAVE 123 GALLONS OF PROPANE PUT IN, AND THAT WILL LAST ME A YEAR. ELECTRIC BILL WAS $92.00 LAST MONTH AND FOR NOVEMBER OF 2011 IT WAS $232.00!!!

I GUESS THERE IS A SMALL BENEFIT TO "GLOBAL WARMING"!

WINTER WALK- taken 12-01-2012

LOVE TO ALL

JMc

LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING

LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING

HERE IS THE SECOND PICTURE OF THE BOATER THAT WAS POSTED YESTERDAY.

THE TELEPHOTO LENS MADE IT LOOK LIKE A CRASH WAS IMMINENT, BUT WHEN YOU PULL BACK AND SEE THE OVERALL PICTURE IN PERSPECTIVE, YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT OUTCOME.

LOOK TWICE, LISTEN WELL, PAUSE,

THEN MAKE A CALL

LOVE YOU ALL

JMc

ALWAYS LOOK AHEAD......

ALWAYS LOOK AHEAD......

IT'S BEST TO PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT LIES AHEAD MOMENT BY MOMENT....

SOMETIMES YOU CAN CHANGE THE PRESENT....THE PAST

NOT SO MUCH...

DID HE CRASH OR NOT?

PHLEGM AT 11:00

Today is a gift. I unwrapped it with anticipation. It was an OK day- But I had a BLAST playing in the box it came in! Think inside the box! Examine yourself and get rid of any and all resentment, anger, strife...even if you don't think it's fair to forgive a person or deed done to you. If you empty that box- you will have plenty of room to make a fort and invite your friends that love you in! C'mon- jump in!!!

 

 

LOVE TO ALL

 

 

JMc

SPIDER FAITH

SPIDER FAITH

DOES HE HAVE FAITH ENOUGH TO WALK ON WATER

AT LEAST HE HAS GONE FARTHER THAN MOST!

THE  POSITIVE  SIDE  OF  LIFE:

Living on Earth is expensive, 

   but it does include a free trip 

   around the sun every year. 

   How long a minute is 

    depends on what side of the 

   bathroom door you're on. 

 

   Birthdays are good for you; 

    the more you have, 

   the longer you live. 

 

   Happiness comes  through doors you 

   didn't even know you left open. 

 

    Ever notice that the people who are late 

    are often much  jollier 

   than the people who have to wait for them ? 

 

   Most of us go to our grave  

   with our music still  inside of us. 

 (I LOVED this one!)

 

     If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, 

   how come nothing is free yet ? 

 

   You may be only one person in the world, 

   but you may also be the world to one person. 

 

   Some mistakes are too much  fun 

   to only make  once. 

   Don't cry because it's over; 

   smile because it happened. 

 

    We could learn a lot  from crayons: 

   some are sharp, some are pretty, 

   some are dull, some have weird names, 

   and all are different colors....but 

   they all exist very nicely in the same box. 

 

   A truly happy person is one who 

    can enjoy the scenery on a detour. 

 

   Have an awesome  day, and 

    know that someone 

   who thinks you're great 

   has thought about you today !..  

   "And that person was  me."..... 

Working for God on earth does not pay much,

But His Retirement plan is

Out of this world !!

PUNK MOON

 PUNK MOON QUACKS ME UP GUN

also known as



SHEER 3RD GRADE BOREDOM!

MOONBIE APACOLIPS

YOU'D BETTER KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING!

IT'S RUBBER, BUT IT LOOKS REAL!

NOT!

LOVE TO ALL

JMc

SHOPPING WHOA'S!!!

SHOPPING WHOA'S!!!

I WANTED TO DO SOME

READING..... SO,





I, LIKE A DUMBUTT WAITED FOR 5 HOURS TO GET A NEW KINDLE READER FROM AMAZON.COM.

THEN,

 I REALIZED I WAS AT MY OWN COMPUTER AT HOME!

COLOR ME STUPID. 

SOMETIMES I NEED

 FROM

 MYSELF. 

CHECK OUT THE SHIRT. IT IS FROM PAMO- AT
WWW.PAMOART.COM- check it out!

YES, THAT IS A SMIRK, BUT IT DOES NOT COME CLOSE TO PAMO'S SMILE!

I DOWNLOAD 250 FREE BOOKS TO IT, AND IT WAS SO HEAVY I COULDN'T PICK IT UP!

MULTIVERSES DO EXIST!

DOUBT NOT




PEOPLE SPENT $300.00 ON A TENT TO CAMP OUT AND SAVE $46.00 ON A TV!

WHILST CAMPING OUT THEY WERE

"A"

BY A BEAR THAT RIPPED THEIR TENTS TO SHREDS.


IT WAS REALLY FUNNY.     YOU PROBABLY HAD TO BE THERE.





IF WE MADE ANY TYPE OF A

SEND ME SOME MONEY!






LOVE TO ALL

JMc

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

LOVE TO ALL

JMc

DEATH OF A LEAF

DEATH OF A LEAF or

PAVED PARADISE AND PUT UP A PARKING LOT

THANKS JONI, FOR SEEING THIS YEARS AGO.

Dropping by the Millions, being blown by high powered Electric Hogs from one Angry Neighbors yard to the next, until one industrious soul bags em and tags em and sends them in PLASTIC bags to a landfill.

What a grotesque death for something that falls gently and makes mulch, the Earth recycling her materials since the beginning. Man once again steps in and in our need to keep things tidy and neat, we usurp what Ma Nature needs to do.

Sure they fall on your Vehicle and clog up drains and gutters..but they were here long before us. And now, following said leaf are the Acorns. These too raked and raped lest we step on one and say Ouch. How sad.

I guess I'll leave you with the song of progress above and say,

UNTIL SPRING THEN!

WHEN WILL WE DECIDE THAT THESE SERVE NO PURPOSE AND CUT THEM DOWN BEFORE THEY BLOOM?

LOVE TO ALL

JMc

IMAGINE WHAT IT IS?

MAKE YOUR OWN POST.....

FEEL FREE TO IMAGINE ANYTHING YOU WANT.......

FIRST THOUGHT,

A PICTURE TO GO WITH IT,

A FUNNY CAPTION.

HAVE FUN AND ENJOY TODAY'S FREEDOM!

BROUGHT TO YOU BY TWINKIES....

THE INDESTRUCTIBLE SNACK OF DOOMSDAY PEPPERS WORLDWIDE. JUST ASK WOODY HARRELSON IN THAT ZOMBIE MOVIE!

GOTTA GO DO SOME SERIOUS STUFF FROM 8 TO 5:00 PM TODAY AND I'M ALMOST RUNNING LATE.

HERE IS MY SHADOW SHOT FOR TODAY AS WELL:

IT'S OF A GHOST!

LOVE TO ALL

JMc

EduMiCaTIonIs4uhEre! CATS AND jAMMER!

EduMiCaTiOnIs4-U-Ere!

what is in the middle of a

HURRICANE?

THE    "I"   OF COURSE!

WELL WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM ONE OF THE FOREMOST FACTUAL SCIENTIFIC BLOGS AROUND?

THIS IS CUTTING EDGE STUFF HERE. AND I KNOW MOST OF YOU LOOKED UP TO SEE IF IT WAS IN THE MIDDLE........BUSTED!

OK--SO THIS STRING WALKS INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A DRINK.

THE BARTENDER SAYS WE DON'T SERVE STRINGS HERE.

THE STRING LEAVES PERTURBED, AND THINKS ABOUT IT, AND GOES BACK IN AND ANGRILY ORDERS ANOTHER DRINK!

BARTENDER: WE DON'T SERVE STRINGS HERE- GET OUT AND DON'T COME BACK!

THE STRING LEAVES AND GETS MADDER AND MADDER AND DISGUISES ITSELF.

IT UNRAVELS IT'S END AND FOR GOOD MEASURE TIES ITSELF IN A LOOP WITH THE ENDS STICKING UP ABOVE IT AND GOES BACK IN AND ORDERS A DRINK.

THE BARTENDER LOOKS AT IT SUSPICIOUSLY AND SAYS HEY, AREN'T YOU THE STRING THAT WAS JUST IN HERE TWICE?

THE STRING SAYS IN A DEEP VOICE, 

NO, I'M A FRAYED KNOT!!!!!

\

HEY- I CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!

 CHEETO HEADS AUDITION PICS!

 I SLEEPS AFTER I EAT FISHES

 WHATSAMATTER- CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?

 YES! YES!  RIGHT THERE!

I'M JUST GLAD GLAD HE DIDN'T LIKE LICORICE!

 CYEBORG KITTY

 ALL DAY AND NOT ONE DIME IN MY CUP--WHAT DOES MY SIGN SAY?

CHEETO HEAD JUST KNEW HIS PORTFOLIO DIDN'T STACK UP TO OTHER CAT'S PICTURES HE'D SEEN.

HE HAD HIS FELINES HURT!

LOVE TO ALL

JMc

LITTLE LAUGHS- DEER & DOG

DEER & DOG

or

REED & GOD if DYSLEXIC!

Original source not know- Both from From Internet

THESE TWO CLEMSON FOOTBALL PLAYERS WERE ON ACADEMIC PROBATION AND HAD A BIG GAME COMING UP AGAINST SC!

TO GET THEM ELIGIBLE THE FACULTY MADE UP A TEST TO GET THEM BACK ON THE FIELD.

IT CONSISTED OF 1 QUESTION...

OLD MACDONALD HAD A  ________?

THE PROFESSOR TURNED HIS BACK AND ONE PLAYER ASKED THE OTHER WHAT THE ANSWER WAS. THE OTHER PLAYER MOUTHED THE WORD FARM, AND THE FIRST PLAYER NODDED AND GRINNED.

A FEW MINUTES LATER THE FIRST PLAYER GOT THE ATTENTION OF HIS FRIEND AND ASKED... 

HOW DO YOU SPELL FARM?

THE FRIEND WAS IN DISBELIEF AND SAID YOU DUMMY.....

IT'S

E  I  E  I  O  !!!

LOVE TO ALL

JMc

A HEALTHY BACON TURKEY FOR THANKSGIVING!

A HEALTHY BACON TURKEY FOR THANKSGIVING!

Looking for a healthy alternative to a big thanksgiving dinner?

look no further!

Oh yes, It's worth the scroll!

 

A HEALTHY, HAPPY LOW FAT MEAL!

PASS THE CRISCO AND THE SPOON PLEASE?

LOVE TO ALL!

JMc